there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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