They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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