we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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