if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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