butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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