I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Come on in and take your pants off
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