Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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