We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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