Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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