That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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