Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
whose parrot is this?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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