It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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