Your tits are I can't wait for
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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