You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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