arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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