Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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