Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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