I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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