The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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