So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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