I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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