try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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