redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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