She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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