I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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