apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just want nice things and good sex
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
