your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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