I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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