Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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