DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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