On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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