just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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