At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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