Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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