i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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