i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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