is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it glows. i had to have it.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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