you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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