Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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