To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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