We won't sleep together?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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