She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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