Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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