I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
