Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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