I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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