after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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