She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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