Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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