Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
They have beer where we have blood.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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